Do You Know How Much ..... ?

Do you know how much your husband has in the bank?

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I don't !


I remember when a couple of years ago I asked him about it, he smiled vaguely and answered " Kel khair ! "

O bas tha3at elsalfa o khalas ....

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The reason why i'm bringing this up now is this thing that happened yesterday:

We were in the living room. X was using my lap top while I was on the phone with my mother. He went to the bedroom to get something and left the screen open. I finished my call with mom, sat at his place and pulled the laptop to my side. At this very moment, X came out from the bedroom and saw me.

And just like that, my dear mr. X turned to this acrobatic olympic athlete; He ran, jump, and dived - literally DIVED, to close the screen!!

In this milli-second, I saw what he was about to do. And I swear it was like a slow-motion scene out of an action movie, my mind quickly instructed me to look at the screen, to check out the thing he doesn't want me to see, and I turned my head and it was his online bank account. My eyes were frantically trying to scan the numbers but he was too fast and closed it before I could spot anything!!

I look at him with disbeleif, he blushes and smiles like a naughty boy caught doing something wrong!!

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Is this normal?
madry!!



So I went and asked mom:
"Yumma tadreen cham be7sab oboy ? "

Turns out she doesn't know either !!
Go figure, like mother like daughter!



I asked Sweetness:
" Soso, tadreen cham be7sab raylich ? "

Turns out not only she knows how much,
she actually knows the password to his account too !!!!!

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Do you know ????