Saturday, January 23, 2010

شفتووووه ؟؟؟







Did you see it?
Yesterday night on MBC max, did you see it?


I should have posted abt it ams, so the ppl who didn't get to see it can go watch the re-run but X came home o sak 3alay :-/



تخيلواا
فيلم هندي مدبلج
مو للعربية، لاااااااا باللهجة الكويتية



"ما أقدر أشوف هالعيون الحلوة تبجي"
يقولها جذيه


"يالبايخ"
ترد عليه


Hehehehe



But I really enjoyed it..


The movie was RICH:

Beautiful scenary
Amazing costumes
Wonderful songs/ dances <--- 6ab3an ashoof waqallid 3ala 6ool :$



And if that all didn't convince you to sit and watch,
then kefaya agool "Ashwarya Rai" bs !!







يا ربي هالبنت جمالها يمصع القلب






كان صوتها بالكويتي حلو ، سامعته من قبل، غمضت عيوني و قعدت أدقق

عرفتها

عرفت صوت منو

:-)

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بس اللي مثل دور البطل ما عرفته

كان صوته بعد حلو، دافي ولايق على الدور

:-/

منو الشاطر اللي يقدر يقول لي منو صوت شاروه خان؟

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Thursday, January 21, 2010

Bo Sal3a is THE MAN


So yesterday, I was reading my magazine when X comes in after work, all excited, and says:
" You wouldn't believe what she wore today! "

I roll my eyes, and play along.
" And what did little miss Gorgeous wear today? "

" A skirt this short" , he puts his hand to mid thigh, "Aaaand heels this long", he gestures with his hands.
"I'm telling you Gigi, that girl is simply WOW"

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X has been noticing this girl ever since she started working in the same building. He know nothing about her except that she is drop-dead-gorgeous, very stylish, tikana ma ta36y wayh, aaaand the only solid info he got is that she drives a G-Class off-Roadster, or what we call Mercerdes Box Jeep!

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He picks up the phone:
"I'm calling Bo Sal3a"

"What for?! "

"I want him to get me her name, hathy ma tet6awwaf"

I shrug and go back to reading Elle. I hear him dictate her license plate to his friend and hang up.

Bo Sal3a never disappoints!
5 minutes later, X's mobile rings. He picks it up. But..... I hear him shout at his friend!!

"What's the matter? Didn't he get you her name? "

"He did, he got me her full name. It's ****** **** Al ****** "

"So why were you upset with him? "

"Coz that's all that he got me. Mako address, mako shy. What if this is her mother's name. I need more info "

My eyebrows hit the roof, like huh?
"And you expect him to get these details how ballah? "

"Madry yetsarraf"

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And just before I finish "10 hot looks for the Spring" article, his mobile rings again. And this time I hear him laughing and thanking the dude.

X comes to me, looking all triumphant, and hands me a small piece of paper.

I read and there is not only the girl's name,
but her detailed address,
and............

HER BIRTHDAY!!!

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"She's perfect for your brother, isn't she? ", he looks at me with a big smile.
I smile back and nod my head, "Indeed" !

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So little miss Gorgeous with your boxy mercedes jeep, if you are anything like my hubby described, please expect a handsome young man lurking around in your building in an attempt to see you. And if all goes well, we should be calling your mother by the end of this month ;-)

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Tuesday, January 12, 2010

زوجي خجووول


Remember the story of the guy who was disgusted by marriage, published a couple of postes ago?

Well, I think I found his wife complaining in another forum!

It's either that, or this particular problem is more common than I ever imagined :-/

Read this:



السلام علييكم بنات انا يديده بالمنتدى واشتركت فيه على أمل ألقالي حل حق مشكلتي اللي أحس ان مالها حل مشكلتي اهيا مع زوجي....ه

صارلي الحين معاه 3 شهور من تزوجنا....وزوجي باختصار انسان بارد !!ه
شلون بارد؟؟ انا اقولج....ه

يعني تخيلو ان اول شهر ما لمسني ولا حتى مسك ايدي !! ظلينا شهر كامل جذي حالتنا !! مع اني والله ماقصرت معاه وكل يوم اكشخ على أمل يقرب، بس يحسسني اني واحد من الربع.... وكل ما قلت حق وحده من رفيجاتي قالت ريلج فيه بلى!! وماكو ريال طبيعي يسوي جذي مع العلم اني كلمته بفتره الخطبه وكان حده حبوووووووب واللي علقني فيه انه واايد غشمرجي ويحب يضحك بس كان خجووووووووووووووووول وااااايد
كل من قالي نادر ما تلاقين واحد خجوول ويستحي بهالزمن,,,, فــ اعتبرت هالصفه اللي فيه صفة حلوه و موعيب

وأنا نوعي كتومه اشوي وما احب اقول حق احد عن حياتي الخاصة... فسكت على سالفه ان ما قرب مني شهر كامل وما قلت حق أهلى...بعد شهر كامل أختى سألتني " دخل علييج" قلتلها لأ حتى ما لمسني !!ه

طبعا اختي كبرت الموضوع المهم ان وصل الخبر حق امه عن طريق أمي، فاتحته امه بالموضوع جان يقولها ان يستحي واايد والمفروض انا اللي أبدي اقرب منه مو أهوه !!!ه

ودخل عليي بعد شهر ونص بالغصب !!ه

معروووف ان الريال اهو المفروض يبدي الموضوع وماتيي من المرأة لانه المرأة بحكم واقعنا لازم يكون فيها حياء، لكن مع زوجي انقلبت الآيه... بنات أنا وايد متضايقة و مو حابه طبيعته وساعات احس اني اكرهه واحسه ماكو شخصيه اللي يبيني أنا أسوي كل شي........امي تقولي صبري عليه بس والله مو قادره واستحي ابطل معاه الموضوع الخجل الزايد اللي فيه احسه انعكس عليي وخلاني اخجل منه وااااايد !! ماجنه زوجي احسه انسان غريب عليي ولاني ماخذه راحتي معااااه برايكم شالحل؟؟؟؟ه

بلييييز ساعدوني ماني قادره اصبر اكثر!! ه

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Sad :(

Monday, January 4, 2010

American In Kuwait


Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs.
~William Shakespeare



Dear readers of mine;


I just received this by email and the writer would like to know your opinions about her problem. Kindly share your thoughts and help ease the pain of Lovesick:




Hi!

I am an avid follower of your blog and I really like your style. Even though, of course, I can't always understand all the Arabic, it's been a great tool in helping me learn the language - well, and classes and cd's, blah blah blah :P

I'm writing because, like I said before, I'm American. I live and work in Kuwait and have for the past 18 months. I love the country, the culture, the learning (about the country and myself) and the travel that I've been doing since I arrived. Anyway, the gist of my problem is this: I met (by chance and I was totally not looking for it) and later fell in love with a Kuwaiti guy.... a wonderful, honest guy who also fell in love with me. To the extent that I would choose to make the rest of my life here, with him, and would be happy and lucky to do so.

We dated for several months and he went to his parents to discuss marriage - a big no. They wouldn't accept it, they would never accept me because of my nationality. Not religon, surprisingly, but because they rejected the idea of an American in their family. I am knowledgeable about the culture and traditions, and I know that this is not unusual thinking here, and that where I'm from is altogether different - I respect this. But, I have never been in love before this, and I've never been so devastated. I'm not young (mid 20's) and I'm not usually naive, but I truly thought that any parent would want their child to be happy... even if it is not ideal. That maybe in time they would come to be.... not thrilled, but ok, with it.

Neither of us (him or me) would marry without their knowledge and at least acceptance, not even an option. His love and respect for his family is one of his most attractive qualities.

I guess what I'm looking for is advice. I need rationale, any explanation, any advice - anything to help me move on and come to terms with this loss. So I thought I would appeal to your mass audience and get a more Kuwaiti-esque opinion. Is it really so horrifying a thought that I (an educated, well-traveled, caring girl, who happens to be American) be a part of a Kuwaiti family? My family is not thrilled at the thought of my life being in Kuwait, but they will do anything for me to be happy. They would visit and be supportive.

Very much appreciate your help!
Lovesick

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