Thursday, September 24, 2009

Mating Season




Weddings Weddings Weddings

Our own red carpet event !

;-)

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Are you attending any soon?


Don't forget to look for me ;-)

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Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Panic Attack



Since this whole Swine Flu mania started, I never really concerned myself in following it up. I think the whole matter is blown way out of proportion. Something juicy for the newspapers to write about, and just another reason for our nowwab to lash out at the government.

That is until ........

MY COUSIN GOT HIT BY IT!!


He was feeling a bit weak, so he got himself tested two days ago @ the International clinic. They told him the result of the test was NEGATIVE, and he was perfectly FINE.


So ilmaskeen continued living his life normally: Ra7 3azza il3adwani, o he went out with friends, and attended our weekly family gathering.. Only to receive a call from International Clinic yesterday informing him that he was INFECTED after all !!!!!


After TWO FULL DAYS of spreading his jerms around, tawah he learned that he has the Swine Flu!!



WHY INTERNATIONAL CLINIC, WHYYYYYYYY?

Shino hal ijraaam eb 7ag elnaaaas?


And now our household and the whole family is in a hysteric mode since my poor cousin ma khalla a7ad ma sallam 3alaih, including my mother :-(


I wasn't there, but many of our little children were.


7asbiya Allah wa ni3ma ilwakeel..

7asbiya Allah wa ni3ma ilwakeel ..

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**Sometimes I wish I can just throw my love bracelet out of the window!!
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Monday, September 14, 2009

H & M ?



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Um Mishari called Um Hamsa, and I couldn't be happier. If all goes well inshaAllah ya rub, would that entitle me to a bait bl jannah? :-D

My mom is not so thrilled when she heard the news!
She looked at me with a twisted smile and said: "Glitter Allah ehadaach kan weddi feeha 7g okhoch" !!!

Eee Wallah,
shlon nesait my own brother?!!
I would be double as happy if my brother and Hamsa hooked up!

But nooo,
they are like brother and sister,
it wouldn't have worked...

Or would it ??!!
:-/

Waaiii madri madri chenni ta7assaft.....

Yallah,
killin yakheth neseebah.

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Thursday, September 10, 2009

خيرٌ من ألفِ شهْر



الليلة أول ليلة من العشر الأواخر- ليالي العتق من النار
وهي ليلة وتر - الواحد والعشرين
وليلة جمعة


فلنجتهد فيها أحبّائي
ونقومها، ونُكثر من ذكر الله فيها


أسأل الله سبحانه
أن ينظر إليك، وإليّ
وهو يباهي بنا ويقول للملائكة
إني أحببتهم فأحبّوهم


آااااااااااميييييييين


Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Seeing her ..



Ok so he sees her.

But that wasn't enough for me.

Hamsa is beautiful alright there's no denying that. But for me, a big part of her charm is her voice, the way she speaks, and the way she carries herself during a conversation. You can't help but get sucked in when you hear sowalifha, and the witty remarks she says are bound to make you giggle. There's never a dull moment when you are in her company.

I asked X earlier to tell Mishari to come say hi, but he refused. Madri if Mishari ohwa elly esta7a willa X is just being 7achir!



Anyhoo,

he saw her and that's it.

My work is done.



What's the reaction?

I've been waiting for the feedback 3la a7ar mn iljamer.

I know he would fall for her. I know he would. How could he not? But I have to hear it from him. Yallah meta ilverdict? When will he call and end my suffering?!!!!



"He'll talk to his mother about her tonight", X says with a wink.

"Sij?" I jumped, heart throbbing, a big smile taking over my face.

"Ee sij", smiles X.

"Inzain what did he say exactly? "

"That's what he said, he said he'll talk to his mother tonight"

"Ee ya3ni ma gal shy thani? ya 7alat'ha? wallah et'habbil? dashat gulbi?.. Details X pls, I need details"

"Glittero yannaitay? Ya3ni intay mn sijjich begool le chethee? Waiii ya 7elooha 7abbait'ha mn awwal nathra?!!.. 3aib yoba hal sowalif. Oho madam gal begool 7ag ommah ya3ni akeed o3jab feeha willa shrayich? "

"Efffff, ma twansoon intaw yal reyayeel. Mako eshti6aaa6, o mako adna ta3beer " I huffed.

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Now on a completely different note:

The only mosalsal that i'm following this Ramadan is "Om ilBanat", and that's only because of its timing.

I can't tell you how Sherifa qahratni. Ako a7ad ye7eb chethe le darajat inna they lose their selves completely for the sake of other?

You know, Sherifa reminds me a little of my mother, as my mom wayed t7oof oboy and tends to do things for my father that are beyond the call of duty. Even X noticed that and he always tells me that he wishes that I would be more like my mother.

Hmmmm,

what about you?

Are you a Sherifa, or a Bashayer???

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Monday, September 7, 2009

Telling her

"Yallah kalmeeha, o methel ma ettefaqna, don't tell her a thing, akhaf ma yeseer naseeb o mo 7elwa ib 7agha", X ye7en fog rasi while i'm dialing Hamsa'a number.

My God! .. I swear X sometimes treats me as a child, eshda3wa ya3ni I know what to say, efffffff...

I nod my head: "Ok ok", and wait for her to pick up.

"Aloo", Hamsa answers in her sweet little voice.

"Hala 7beebti, shlonich shakhbarich ?? "
"Hala GG, i'm fine il7amdlellah, you? "

And before I can stop myself: "Waaaii Hamsoo sektay, refeej X wants to see you"....

I can see X with the corner of my eyes shaking his head left and right..

"Shino shino? ", Hamsa is shocked. "Detailed details pls"

And I proceed to tell her the whole story, and conclude it with:
"Now we have to take you somewhere where he can see you, but surely you have to act as though you know nothing".

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Now that we have set the time, and place. We have to pick the clothes. I have to approve the outfit and the whole look.

We agreed on a yellow short dress, the color is amazing against her beautiful bronzed skin tone. Light makeup: some maskara and a bit of kohl, rosy cheeks, and lip gloss. Hair: Au Natural- silky straight, hits just below the jaw-line.

Oh I know Mishari will just love her, who wouldn't ?! ;-)

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Oh God look at the time,
Ma boga shy 3al fayer!!!

Now my lovelies, I know it's a short post,
a very short one in fact, but I'll make it up next time.
And i'll answer all ur comments shortly wallah..

Ok I have to stop writing now.
Must go wake up X to drink water and get ready for salat..

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Friday, September 4, 2009

Venting..




اليوم لي ثاني وأنا ما أكلم أكس إلا بحدود الرسميات
أمس قبل الفطور ما أدري اش قلت له، كنت قاعدة أتغشمر معاه وأضحك، والا فجأة نزرني
!!!
جذيه سوالي فيها عقاب بو صقر وجعمني
!!!
لا وجدام منو
؟
جدام خالتي
!!!

أنا ويهي انصفق وقمت أبولع بريقي
حاولت أطوّف الموقف عادي وأبتسم
بس حدي افتشلت وبيّن علي أكيد
:-(

أنا أدري حاس بغلطته ويبي يرجع وكأن شيئًا لم يكن
ولكن لا وألف لاااااا
راح أتغلّى ليما يراضيني

إن شاء الله عاد ما تقلب جد ويحقرني
جان أمووووت
>;-/

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ذاك اليوم كنت بذاك المكان
والا منو أشوووف يا حلويييين
؟

شفت الجميلة
أم عيون كحيلة
"أم متعب"
خفيفة الطينة وحلوة الرووح

لاهي قصيرة، ولاهي طويلة
والقلب مال لها ميلة
تينن تهبل
تقول للقمر باقعد مكانك روووح

أنا اكتشفت شخصية أم متعب بالصدفة من زمااااان
بس ذاك اليوم كان أول مرة أشوفها وجه بوجه

أبيييه فز لها قلبي و بغيت أروح أسلّم عليها
بس بالحيل مسكت نفسي
البنت مسكينة ما تعرفني
شاروح أقول لها
سلامو عليكم أنا جليتر الجليتيري
؟؟؟

المهم قمت أخزها بطرف عين
وهي لاهية بالبلاك بيري ما درت عني

ما أدري ليش ظالمة بختها هالبنت
؟
كلّه تطب بنفسها وتبي تضعف وتشوف المانيكان ب
net-a-porter
وتتحسر على حالها
!!

أثاري عشان تطفّي العيون عنها
;p

ماشاء الله حولها وحواليها
She's perfect!!
والكامل الله

Um-Mit3ib:
THUMBS UP, WAY UP BAYBEEE ;***

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تطورات خطيرة بموضوع همسة
نأتيكم بها بعد قليل

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