While I'm Waiting..

Waaaaii mn zimaaan 3an bloggy!!
Shakly ma saddagt aakheth an award o kobar rasy, hehehe..

No but seriously, it's been an eventful week. And i'll tell you all about it. But not now, because now ana sitting typing this while having on this most amazing gown, my face all glammed up and my hair all done and i'm laden with beautiful jewelery..

You see, i'm all vamped up and ready to go to this wedding party. O as always, i'm the first to be ready o lazem nan6er 7athrat'ha A7lahom 3ashan etkhallis, effffffff...

Ma7eb an6er!
Waiting is sooo not fun :-(

3ad nawya ahiz haz o dance my heart out, bs 3eshtaw X wassany ma arges, bs gelt lah ma aw3idik!!

3ad 7asafa 3alaih, ma shafny in my utter GORGEOUSNESS, le anni ba6la3 mn bait oboy... :-/

Bs you know what, maybe i'll ask him to pick me up. Oh yes, and that way maybe I can put on some music and do abit more dancing when i'm back home with him heheheh..

Waaaaaiii bas la3at chabdi, yallah baroo7 anady A7lahom..

BIN3AGUL!!!!

Bin3agul, and some other readers, requested that I name the hospital and the doctor responsible for the Towel incident in the previous post. But I really cant, in good conscious, expose names.

However, rest assured that the husband has sued the hospital and the doctor and I'm sure u'll hear all abt it soon, if you haven't heard about it already!

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The cool Journal's Entry was kind enough to pass me this award:

THE BUTTERFLY AWARD

For The Coolest Blog Ever

*Blushing Glitter, gets up to the stage to claim her award, her Black Temperly gown delicately sweeping the marble floor as she climbs the stairs and walks towards Journal.

Amidst the cheers of the crowd, loud applause, and standing ovation, she tearfully accepts the award, and holding it with both hands, she raises it towards the camera and smiles shyly. She bends alittle to the microphone infront of her and the crowd falls silent waiting for her speech*

Ummm, thank you, thank you everyone..

a7ib asallim 3la ommy o oboy

wagool lohom shokran 3la kel shy, wl ghada bacher tra 3indokom..

O awajjih ta7iya khassa 7ag my life partner,

and my best friend,

my love Mr. X

o agool lah sheft shloon 3a6ony Award o inta tabeeni asakkir il blog!

And also,

Thanks Journal for passing the award to me

I

SURE

do

D.E.S.E.R.V.E I.T

WoooHo0o0o

*The crowd breaks into a crazed frenzy as Glitter raises the award high up with one extended arm*

Ooops, award is so heavy better put it down before it falls on my foot :-/

Happened in Kuwait !!

She was told it was probably a tumor that was growing inside of her and causing her all this pain, and they scheduled her an X-Ray immediately the next morning.

She went home that night, held her new born baby all night, and cried herself out. Her loving husband was out of his wits with grief.

The next morning, result of the X-ray was in, and it shocked the hell out of everyone..

No, it was NOT a tumor- Thank GOD!

What was it you say?

I'll tell you what,

IT WAS A DAMN TOWEL!!

Yes, you heard it right..

A BIG GREEN TOWEL, Left inside of her to rot after the cesarean she had three months ago when she had her little baby girl!!!

Just imagine, mo shash, mo a little cotton bandage, but a humongous towel.

The surgeon who extracted the towel was so blown by its size that he took out his mobile and took a picture of it next to a 5kd bill, which looked like a tiny 100 fils coin in comparison!!

YES.
This actually happened here, in Kuwait!!

And by whom...
The most prestigious doctor ever!!

And where..
Only the most luxurious hospital ever!!



*shaking her head in raging disbelief*

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Um-Manaf:
Sorry adri you are waiting for the salfa illy bedait'ha 3indich. I will write it soon I promise bas lel7en ma 3araft shasammy il title :-/

B.U.S.T.E.D

She looks up from my laptop, smile devilishly, and announces:
"U're Glitter! "

Blown away, "Huh? What? " is all I can say..

She turns my laptop around so that the screen would face me, and there it was, my Glitter Account Page @@

AAAAAAARRGH!!
Shlon nesait to sign out?
I mentally give myself a hearty kick,
sij ghal6at ilsha6er ib alf, heffffffffffffffff!!!

Her smile broadens: "Don't beat yourself up, I knew it was you mn zimaan"

NA3AM NA3AAAM??!!
I feel like someone just hit me over the head with a sledge hammer!

I stare at A7lahom- my sister, in total shock: "You KNEW it was me and you didn't say anything?? "

She shrugs nonchalantly and says:" I figured it would be best not to let you know I know so you can write with no pressure"

"But A7lahom, if I know something about you I would run and share it with you. How could you keep this to yourself and not tell me?"

"I'm a good keeper of secrets", she winks. "I didn't feel the need to tell you madam you obviously cherich your anynomousity"

Mn sijha?
I knew that A7lahom is beeer 3ameeeq, but to keep things from ME??
Waaii Youmma bedait akhaaf hathy shloon itdakkin!!

"So you've been reading my blog?"
And my mind does a speedy scan of all things I wrote about..
I wrote abt her, and how I think she's really a7la elbanaat, GOOD GOOD hehee.. What else,
I wrote abt X, minor intimate details, abbaaiih yal fashlaa...
My face is a big inflated tomato by now.

"No, believe it or not I haven't read it. It's just that mn 7achy ilbanaat the other day- here, I knew it was you. I just knew! "

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Now I trust A7lahom with my life, and she already does know all my secrets.. But the idea of me being exposed- even if it's by her, is a bit disturbing :-/



Anyone else out there figured out who I am?!!!

Ahlag?

Poor Abboud,
his gf seems to have broken up with him!!!

How classy!!

YEAH!

That'll just send her running back to his arms!

*Source

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Ever since 09 started o ana ma ateragga3, from bad headaches, to major case of the flu, to severe abdomenal pains.. Blood gushing out of my nose, fainting infront of a group of a very UNattractive men *cringe* , in & out of hospital....

Sij elsi77a taj 3la ro2o0s elasi77aa2..
wl7amd lellah 3la kil 7aal

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While I was in London, I was pleasantly surprised to see that my 7beebti Drama, of Chicken Soup, has awarded me with the "Superior Scribbler Award".

Each Superior Scribbler must in turn pass The Award on to 5 most-deserving Bloggy Friends.Each Superior Scribbler must link to the author & the name of the blog from whom he/she has received The Award.

Each Superior Scribbler must display The Award on his/her blog, and link to This Post, which explains The Award.

Each Blogger who wins The Superior Scribbler Award must visit this post and add his/her name to the Mr. Linky List. That way, we’ll be able to keep up-to-date on everyone who receives This Prestigious Honor!Each Superior Scribbler must post these rules on his/her blog.

So now, it gives me a great pleasure to pass this award to:

1. Drama:
And here, my dear, i'm not returning the favour. It's just that you really do deserve this award. I still don't believe that the likes of Mbarak exist in the real world, but nonetheless, you are brilliant, and I love you ;-*

2. Liiving My Liife:
"Dearly Beloved" has simply captivated my heart. You update daily, and never disappoint your readers. I make it a point to check your blog, even before I open mine, just to see what happened with Nouf & AbdelRahman :-)

3. Estekana:
I'm a silent reader of this fine refined blogger. I always feel that ildenya ib khair madaam we have the likes of Estekana. Happy, content no matter what life throws at her. Her beautifully written posts convey her deep unwavering faith, pure heart, wonderful soul, ... Sometimes I wish to be her!

4. بالكويتي الفصيح
I'm a silent reader of this blogger as well. If you want the latest news of what's happenning in Kuwait political front, just click on his blog and u'll find it there.

5. Wanna-b-a-bride:
This funny egyptian blogger cracks me up with her stories of potential grooms.

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Abi Omi Abi Oboy, and Technogal presented me with this Award/ tag thingy, to which I have to:

a) List 10 honest things about yourself - and make it interesting, even if you have to dig deep!

b) Pass the award on to 7 bloggers that you feel embody the spirit of the Honest Scrap

Pheeeeeewwww....

This is HARD!
*Takes deep breath*

Let's see what I can come up with:

1. Hmmmm, oh yes, I don't believe in Fairy-Tale Love. I think it only exists in movies, and romantic novels.

2. Shino ba3ad?!!... Ok, you want deep, here goes: Sometimes I think i'm not pretty enough :-/

3. You can come at me with knives and daggers and I won't care. I'll just smile, shrug it off and move on. But dare you come at my family ( mother, father, sister or brother) with even so as a feather, and I will turn to a raging lion that will eat you alive!!

4. I believe that my sister is not only much prettier than I am, she is the most beautiful, stylish girl I ever know.

5. I can't say NO!.. If someone asks me a favor, I can't turn him down. If you ask for my help, you can bet your sweet tush I'm there for you all the way.
This is driving X crazy, me going miles and miles way out of my way to help others, but I firmly believe that mako shy 3ind Allah yethee3.

6. Deep down, I regret all the stupid things I've done in my careless teenage years. But I know God must love me for sending X my way.

7. <--- My favourite number ;-)

8. Bs ya jima3a 7addy tewahhagt!!! Ma3aref shino zyada momken agool!!
Heffffff.... OK, know this: I can't swear, nor cuss.. 7addy 7addy etha 3assubt agool Kalb, or 7maaar <-- imkarram ilsame3!

9. I can't lie to save my life.
And this blog is no different than my real life, although I admit to editing the truth here abit to protect myself from being exposed.

10. There is this something that only X knows about. I can't bring myself to tell Mom about it yet until I'm 100% sure.. Will save it to be the topic of my next post.


Waaaaaaaaaaaiiii ...
Golololol0o0o0o0o0o0o0shh
Ma baghait akhallis!!

I tag the first 7 commentators, poor you ;-/

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